friend /frɛnd/ –noun
a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.

Well, everyone has friends, However they should have 2 types of friends, the first type being the true type, the other being the sucker type, i shall refer to those of sucker type as "friends"
Firstly, let me tell you about my true friends, they are friends who treat me well no matter whether i am nasty to them or when i am good to them, these friends are good, they will never land you into trouble and will support you in the best way they can when you get into some serious shit, they are also the ones that listen to you when u need to voice out your inner feelings and will not accuse u of being attention seeking when u are already pissed off. they will also never spread gossip about u and spread what they tell u is secret. Unfortunately, I only got very few of these friends, they include Ivan, Jerots, Zhi An, Brian, Marcus Teo and Jackson. Thank You guys for being such great friends of mine, I wil never forget the way you guys treat me when i get into serious shitty trouble. For Brian and Marcus, I really thank you for playing dota with me all this time and Brian, from the way we work as a team when we play, i really sense true friendship and self sacrifice from u, i hope our teamwork will get us to get greater results in tounament

Secondly, About these "Friends", I call them suckers becos they really suck up to you! they leech those benefits out from you and when u are left with nothing to suck they laugh sadistically at seeing you being such a loser. when u voice to them your inner feelings, they call u attention seekers or pretend to listen and den pity u and inside their hearts they are just w8ing for the day to be over, waiting to backstab u in the best possible way they can. 95% of my friends are like that, becos of that i am really hurt, this is the human nature, My hatred for it is growing, i am feeling hatred towards all of the "friends". To all these "friends" of mine, you know who you are, thanks for sucking me off den pissing me in the darkness...i dont blame u, its your nature which i hate, if u wanna suck more, make it quick and end this misery